It might be your first time visiting a nude beach like Haulover Beach and you’re wondering what to take (and what not to!), or you might be a seasoned nudie and are so excited about heading to the beach that you’re in danger of forgetting something important.
Have a quick glance over our list of things to take to the nudist beach to check off everything you’ll need.
There are some things in this list which are pretty self-explanatory; packing for the nudist beach is after all just like packing for a regular day at the beach. But there are a few items on this list you definitely won’t want to leave at home – and for very good reasons too!
Towel
This one is a given for a day at the beach, but for a day at a nude beach, a towel is essential.
Why? Imagine a beach bar full of plastic chairs, a group of nudists with sweaty butts, and no towels. A total recipe for disaster! At best, no one would sit down at all – at worst, you sit in a puddle of someone else’s butt sweat… shudder.
As well as having a towel with you to sit on – and this one’s for the men out there – make sure to always carry a towel with you when you’re going for a longer walk. You never know when your body will conjure up an awkward situation which needs covering up. While seeing penises is normal on a nudist beach, an erection is a bit more of a “please cover it up” kind of deal.
Sunscreen
Again, another thing that’s a given. We know you want to get that beautiful golden-brown look without the tan lines – maybe that’s one of the reasons you’ve opted for a nude beach – but remember that there are still parts of you that are likely to be a few shades lighter than the rest.
The risk of getting a burned behind, or front for that matter, is not worth it… Trust me. Forget the sunscreen and you’ll be having to apply aloe vera or yogurt onto your private parts and suffer a pain like no other. And remember that when you’re in the sun on the beach, a burn is much harder to spot because it develops later in the day.
Just because you can’t see your boobs getting red doesn’t mean they won’t later on in the day or night!
Entertainment: A Good Book, Deck of Cards, or a Ball
Basically, bring any form of entertainment. This isn’t just so you don’t get bored, but also for if you want to make some nudist friends while you’re out and about.
Inviting someone to join a game of paddleball or cards will be an instant way to make some nudist friends!
Friends, Family, or a Partner
When it comes to taking someone along with you to a nudist beach, it’s really important to choose the right person to take. Someone you feel comfortable with, someone who’s up for the ride, and someone who’s preferably already seen you naked.
This last part will take a fair bit of pressure and worry off you when it’s time for the clothes to come off.
Of course, you can also go on your own, but it’s a lot more fun to share your experiences with someone close to you, especially if it’s your first time. And, if you make a mistake or get into an awkward situation, it’s much easier to laugh it off if you have someone with you!
A Swimsuit or Boardshorts
You might be asking, “But I’m going to a nude beach?” There is a good reason to take a spare swimsuit just in case.
You might have a wander down the beach and want to explore places which are no longer nudist friendly. At Haulover Beach, the clothing-optional area is marked off with a boundary fence. Once you go beyond the fence, clothing is required.
If you go to a clothing-optional beach somewhere else, you might come across a sweet little cove where there are no signs saying “nudist beach.” Laying your swimsuit on a rock by the entrance of the cove or a short way away from where you’ll be chilling is a good way to warn unsuspecting “textile” or clothed beachgoers that there are nudist sunbathers ahead and avoid possible surprise or confrontation.
Sarong
A sarong is so multi-functional that it doesn’t make sense not to take it with you.
Let’s say it’s your first time on the nudist beach and you feel a little uncomfortable with other nudists coming up and chatting to you. Place yourself out in the open so you can easily see if there’s anyone approaching you.
If they do and you don’t feel at ease being naked, grab your sarong and wrap it around you. Easy-peasy, and you have none of the hassle of getting fully dressed or picking your towel off the sand to cover up.
If you think that sarongs are just for women though, you’re sorely mistaken – if you’re a guy and aren’t up for carrying around a towel on your walks around the beach and surrounding area, a sarong is much lighter and easier to carry in case of any… emergency. You know what I mean.
Another thing a sarong is great for is covering up any areas of your body that easily get sunburned. Like I said – multifunctional.
Comfy Flip Flops or Sandals
Just because you’re naked doesn’t mean your feet have to be. In fact, on a sunny day at the beach or if you’re planning to do some walking between the rocks or pebbly shoreline, you’re going to be super thankful you brought along some good sandals.
Take care not to burn your feet on the hot sand or stub your toes on some rocks. This is especially true when you’re walking on the hot pavement to and from your car!
At first it may seem a bit weird, people completely in the nude – save for some shoes or sandals, but you’ll get used to it after a while – and your feet will thank you!
And there you have it. Have we missed anything off the list? Anything super important, useful or just plain fun? Drop a comment down below and we’ll be sure to mention it!
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