Take Haulover on the Road
Clothing-optional resorts, full-ship nude cruises, and naturist getaways. If one afternoon at Haulover changed how you think about vacations, wait until you try a whole week.
The Three Ways to Vacation Without Tan Lines
Every year, thousands of Haulover regulars graduate from a beach day to a full clothing-optional trip. Here's the honest lay of the land.
Clothing-Optional Resorts
All-inclusive adults-only resorts in the Caribbean and Mexico where the pool, the beach, and most of the property are clothing-optional. Think upscale all-inclusive, minus the swimsuit drawer. Typical cost: $3,000 to $8,000 per couple per week, everything included.
Nude Cruises
Entire cruise ships chartered for nude sailing: 2,000+ passengers, full itineraries, and the same freedom you feel at the north end of Haulover, at sea for a week or more. Cabins range from around $2,000 to $30,000+ depending on ship and suite.
Naturist Retreats & Resorts (US)
Domestic naturist resorts, hot springs, and retreats, from rustic camps to full destination properties. The most affordable entry point: day passes and weekend stays often cost less than a night in Miami Beach.
Is a Clothing-Optional Trip Right for You?
If you've spent one comfortable afternoon at Haulover, you already know the answer. But here's what surprises people.
It's the Haulover crowd, concentrated
The same friendly, zero-judgment, all-shapes-and-ages community you meet at the beach, except everyone booked a flight to be there. First-timers routinely call it the most relaxing trip of their lives.
Couples love it most
Resort weeks and cruises skew heavily toward couples, and the anniversary-trip crowd is huge. If you've been trying to talk a hesitant partner into Haulover, a luxury resort with a spa is often the easier sell.
The etiquette travels with you
Everything in our First-Timers Guide applies: towels, consent, no cameras, no pressure. Resorts enforce it even more strictly than the beach does.
Winter is the season
Caribbean resort season peaks December through April, exactly when the rest of the country is scraping ice off windshields. Booking windows open 9 to 12 months out, and the best cabins and rooms go first.
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